||The Lighter Side of
Submissions to the Lighter Side of Psychology are welcome just us with your joke or humorous tale. For those who may take
offence at some of the jokes; consider that a good laugh is good for you.
are three guys going through an exit interview at a mental hospital. The doctor says he
can release them if they can answer the simple mathematical problem: What is 8 times 5?
- The first patient says, "139."
- The second one says, "Wednesday."
- The third says, "What a stupid question. It's
obvious: The answer is 40."
- The doctor is delighted. He gives the guy his release.
As the man is leaving, the doctor asks how he came up with the correct answer so quickly.
- "It was easy, Doc. I just divided Wednesday into
|| The head doctors in an insane asylum had
a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to
test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs
of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a
newspaper down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited cause they think
maybe he's in touch with reality now. So they ask him, " Why did you put the
newspaper down first?" He answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better
From Mental Health Net
Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are singing in the crisp, cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here.
No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place called the world.
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of
The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding
under the water.
There now, feeling better?
| A young couple on the
brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the
problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The
couselor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?" The husband replies
" Well not exactly, it's she that suffers not me."
conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.